Out of Context Quotes This section features t-shirts and sweatshirts from our collaborative weblog, Out of Context Quotes (These products are also available at that web site.) - they are funny, weird, or just plain novelty phrases, and are something to laugh at, at least if you think about them for a minute - heh.

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Organic Marshmallow Farmer	Friends Mixed Metaphors	Unexplained Bacon
Man Frolic	No Free Monkeys	Involuntary Manslaughter of Blue Jays
Use Lips	Chimpanzee with Magic Hat	More Bubbles, Less Death
Underwear In Battle	Cows Velvet Rope System	Barbarians Don't Wear Velour
Avoid Eye Contact	Slow Moving Blimp	Marshmallow Stable Force
Toxic Frog	Time Cube Cereal	Being Nerdful
Take Methane Personally	Least I Know Better I'm Off	Sever Ties With Reality
Tai Chi Chess Hokey Pokey	Back to Familiar Earth	Oral Dyslexia
Reason Doesn't Run Universe	Don't Know You Even More	Plans for Everything
I am only 1 of me!	Ducks Naturally Curvy	Where the HELL are my Penguins?
Refuse to Be Defined	I'll self pity YOU!	Spring Loaded Mayhem
Infinity - You're Screwed	Oxymoron - Big Appetite	Tofu, the Secret Source of Sarcasm